Budding astronomers were today urged to cast their eyes skywards for a glimpse of the Space Shuttle Discovery and the $100 billion International Space Station. David Moore of Astronomy Ireland said both craft could be seen as extremely bright star-like objects blazing across the sky.Mr Moore said the space shuttle had undocked from the station in preparation for its landing back on Earth tomorrow night.
"I have seen International Space Station being chased by a shuttle in the past and it is one of the most incredible sights I have ever seen - so we want everyone in Ireland to witness this rare and spectacular event," Mr Moore said.He called on everyone to go outdoors each evening until January 3rd next to catch a glimpse of the spectacle. "Normal eyesight and a clear sky over the next 10 days is all you need," he said. Maybe Marijuana would help too, then, even if it was cloudy everyone would have something to not talk about.
An Irishman attended a concert where a ventriloquist who fancied himself as a comedian told about twenty Irish jokes in a row.
"Look," shouted the Irishman, standing up in the audience, "I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. We're not as stupid as you make out."
"Please sit down sir & be calm," said the ventriloquist, "after all it's only a joke, and don't tell me that Irishmen haven't got a sense of humor."
"I'm not talking to you," said the Irishman "I'm talking to the little fellow on your knee..."
"I have seen International Space Station being chased by a shuttle in the past and it is one of the most incredible sights I have ever seen - so we want everyone in Ireland to witness this rare and spectacular event," Mr Moore said.He called on everyone to go outdoors each evening until January 3rd next to catch a glimpse of the spectacle. "Normal eyesight and a clear sky over the next 10 days is all you need," he said. Maybe Marijuana would help too, then, even if it was cloudy everyone would have something to not talk about.
An Irishman attended a concert where a ventriloquist who fancied himself as a comedian told about twenty Irish jokes in a row.
"Look," shouted the Irishman, standing up in the audience, "I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. We're not as stupid as you make out."
"Please sit down sir & be calm," said the ventriloquist, "after all it's only a joke, and don't tell me that Irishmen haven't got a sense of humor."
"I'm not talking to you," said the Irishman "I'm talking to the little fellow on your knee..."
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