the battle of the light displays

Well my house has Christmas lights around the balcony and I must admit if I'd been able to afford them I would have bought the flashing reindeer for the roof but I couldn't this year. The village is ablaze with Christmas light displays, karaoke polar bears that sing carols, blow up Santa's, Santa's climbing in windows, Santa's on roofs and chimneys, flashing reindeer and one display that has actually religious connotations. The displays here would never have stayed standing through a Scottish December the latest fad seems to be inflatable Santa's/Reindeer's and Pooh bear on a honey pot? and a penguin lol now he must have been lost.

I know all this information as I've just had a half hour walk round the village in observation mode, I'm meant to walk half hour a day as part of my heart recovery process but I often cheat. Well its hot this time of year and I burn so quick and and. I was going to take the camera with me but the battery was flat so that will have to be tomorrow night. There is a knack to taking Christmas light pics and that's to take the photo before it gets totally dark.

I was looking for a penquin joke but found a lawer one instead

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on lawyers".The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their bum and head are interchangeable".